Poop Etiquette (yes, that’s a thing)

I’m going to make the wild assumption that if you’re reading this, you have been potty-trained for a little while now. Having said that, there is a vast difference between the mechanics of simply “going to the bathroom” and perfecting the art of Poop Etiquette. Yes there is.
Allow me to break it down for you:

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You’d be frankly shocked by how many people feel comfortable sharing their most private moments with others. While you may be unburdened by a sense of bathroom bashfulness (aka decorum) we might not be. Just shut the door and flick on the fan or open a window.
You know why.
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